Oh, what a typo hath wrought.
I AM THE BAD WILF. I CREATE MY HAT. I TAKE THE ANTLERS. I PUT THEM ON…MY HEAD…FOR CHRISTMAS
1st row: period panties
2nd row: comfortable undies
3rd row: fuck me draws
^ thank you for the explanation
This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.
teach your daughters to be intimidating in a pretty dress
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
I kinda wish we hadn’t domesticated any cats so we had more of these guys wandering about.
they look like they’re plotting to take over the world
I’ve just returned from braving the insanity of Black Friday. It’s like Beyond Thunderdome up in this bitch.
According to the latest news reports, not everyone made it out alive. May they rest in peace.
But I’m not here to talk about that foolishness.
As far as I’m concerned, this sales day to end all sales days is racist.
First of all, why is the day when white folks can participate in sanctioned rioting called BLACK Friday?
Also, there’s no monolithic “black” anything. We’re individuals for cryin’ out loud.
With that in mind, I proudly present my helpful color guide to “Black Friday” shopping.
BARACK OBAMA BLACK FRIDAY
SAMUEL L. JACKSON BLACK FRIDAY
OPRAH WINFREY BLACK FRIDAY
BILL COSBY BLACK FRIDAY
JADEN SMITH BLACK FRIDAY
LIL’ WAYNE BLACK FRIDAY
ABBIE MILLS BLACK FRIDAY
BLACK FRIDAY - THE NEXT GENERATION
When all is said and done though —
I AM 10000% DONE WITH BLACK FRIDAY
labonsoirfemme said: I ALREADY TOLD U WOMAN. A Song for Summer & A Raven in Amber. ~don’t ignore meeeee~
I forgot! brb, to Amazon!